10 Things you should never say to a girl with small breasts
It’s really kind of strange, and sad, the way that some people can come out with the most inappropriate comments and hurtful remarks about other people’s appearance. Whether it’s about a person’s weight, their height or their or the size of their breasts, personal remarks about a person’s appearance are totally out of order, unless they are a genuine compliment. But, people seem to still struggle with the concept of keeping their thoughts to themselves, so here are ten things that you should never say to a girl with small boobs.
1. “Men like something to hold on to”
It’s unlikely that anyone is going to say this to someone’s face, but we’ve all heard phrases like this before. Men love women of all different shapes and sizes, and every man has different tastes. Small breasts are just as cute as big ones and there’s a lot more to what makes a woman attractive than just her cup size.
2. “You should wear a push-up bra”
The first answer to this one is simple; why should you? Why should you try to pretend that you are shape that you are not and make you feel uncomfortable in the process? The second answer to this rather stupid remark is even simpler. Push-up bras are designed to make it make it look like you have more cleavage, but if you don’t have a lot to start with, that’s not going to happen anyway.
3. “Don’t you have breasts”?
This is one of the more ignorant comments that someone could come out with and obviously totally inaccurate, as well as insensitive. If you have small breasts, you can feed a baby and they still get tender once a month. The only difference between large breasts and small ones is the size; nothing else, and nothing important.
4. “You are so lucky”
The chances are that if you say this to someone you don’t really mean it, and they will know that you don’t really mean it. While no one should be in any way embarrassed by their body, having small breasts does pose its own problems and it does limit, somewhat, choices in clothes. It’s no big deal, but it’s not good fortune either, so why mention it at all?
5. “They look like little mosquito bites”
Goodness knows who first came up with this little gem of tasteless humour, but it seems to have stuck around for a while. Small breasts are not inflamed and red, they don’t itch and they are not inflicted by an annoying flying insect. Everyone who does have small breasts is really tired of hearing this one, so give it a rest.
6. “Why don’t you try putting on some weight?”
Does anyone know of any food that will add weight to the breasts and nothing else? It’s that kind of silly remark that can lead to eating disorders and, all it will achieve anyway, is an increased chance of diabetes and heart disease and, proportionately, the same kind of figure anyway, only bigger all round.
7. “You should get surgery”
There’s an easy response to this one. “I’ll get implants, when you get a nose job!” In some extreme circumstances, if your small breasts really are making you unhappy then surgery is an option that might be considered. However, any type of surgery, cosmetic or otherwise, carries risks with it and implants don’t last forever. Surgery should really be a last resort and certainly not undertaken just because someone you know thought it would be a good idea.
8. “Bikini shopping is a nightmare when you have big breast”
You really shouldn’t comment on things you know nothing about and, if you don’t have small breasts, this is one of those things. While you might think that it’s tough finding a bikini with the right support and coverage, a girl with small breasts has to search through endless triangle bikinis trying to find one that doesn’t make her look too flat.
9. “Never mind, I’m more of a butt man”
The guys can put their foot straight in their mouth over small breasts too. Guys, the girl you are talking to is probably quite fond of those breasts that you’ve just written off as being so small they are completely unimportant.
10. “They’ll grow when you’re pregnant”
This is true, but it’s kind of silly to thing to say, if only you had stopped to think about it. For one, the lady may not want to get pregnant and for two, she can’t stay pregnant for the rest of life. Small breasts are just as capable of feeding a baby as large ones and they will grow in size during pregnancy. However, getting pregnant just to live up to someone else’s idea of what size breasts should be is a little bit of an extreme step for most people.