What are gift ideas to cheer up a friend who is feeling low?
We all feel a little bit low now and then and need a pick-me-up. Sometimes, we can cheer ourselves up by watching funny YouTube videos of drunks falling off balconies, or buying ourselves lots of new goodies off eBay. But sometimes we need our friends to just be there for us. We need them to listen to us, to console us, to talk us through the hard times and to reassure us that things will get better soon. We just have to hang in there, buddy. And sometimes we just need our friend to buy us a hilarious gift! What are gift ideas to cheer up a friend? If you’re the friend who is trying to console a buddy at the moment, hilarious gifts are the way to go.
Let’s take a look at some of the most amusing gifts you can give a friend who is feeling low:
We all get stressed, and sometimes we just need someone – or something – to take the stress out on.
What better thing to take our stress out on than the Stress Toy?! They come in all shapes and sizes, and this toy can be there for your friend to take all their bottled-up rage out on, and is the perfect gift for any worry-pot who cannot bring themselves out of their hole.
It’s probably the most fun way to put our cares behind us. Ever. All hail the Stress Toys!
Inflatable Instant Chest Job
Okay, so your friend is low and needs cheering up, and we have another one of amazing gift ideas to cheer up a friend. What better way to do that than buying her an inflatable instant chest augmentation job? Once she puts this pair of inflatable lovelies on, she will be the talk of the town on your next night out. All the boys will be looking at her, and they’re the perfect way to create two new curves without spending much!
And the best thing? She doesn’t need an operation!
Grow Your Own Boyfriend
If you’ve got a friend who is feeling down in the dumps because her last 16 relationships were total disasters, you should definitely buy her a Grow Your Own Boyfriend kit.
After all, if natural real-life men are impossible, the only way for her to go is to turn into a witch who creates her own guys!
The Grow Your Own Boyfriend never argues and always agrees; he doesn’t leave the toilet seat up, and he’ll never complain about shopping for 8 hours straight. So if your friend is in need of Mr Right, give her Mr Right Now.
(Just tell her not to introduce him to her parents. That might be taking things too far.)
This is another one of fun gift ideas to cheer up a friend who is not feeling 100%. There are no two ways about it: Tiny Hands are hilarious. They’re so funny that everyone will be laughing, including your down-in-the-dumps friend.
Tiny Hands are great for photo opportunities, and you should definitely tell your friend to wear them to a party and fool everyone. They will send people crazy!
Grow Your Own Male Dancer
Perhaps you think that buying your friend a Grow Your Own Boyfriend toy is a little too insensitive. You could be digging up bad memories of painful past relationships.
If so, why not get her a Grown Your Own Male Dancer kit instead?!
The great thing about this hilarious gift is that the male dancer in question doesn’t disappear into a back room like male dancers normally do at dance shows; instead, your friend can take him home with her!
This male dancer can grow to 600% bigger than his original size. Wow. He struts his stuff, whips his crowd into a frenzy, and comes with a rock hard body. Moreover, he doesn’t develop a beer belly once he’s turned 50. What more can you want??
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You (Book)
Ow! If your friend has cats, you simply have to buy her this book. A pull-out poster book that details how you can tell if your cat wants to eliminate you, it’s the perfect gift for anyone who hasn’t been feeling themselves lately.
Because let’s face it, all us, cat-lovers have often wondered what on earth our cat is really thinking, as it sits there staring at us. As much as we’d love to believe it, its expression doesn’t exactly scream: “I love you.”
More like: “I want to kill you, bury you, and pee on your grave.”
In this book, your friend will find out whether their cat is plotting to kill them, and maybe even how they’re planning to do it.
Zombie Survival Manual (Book)
This is another one of fun gift ideas to cheer up a friend who is feeling down. Nowadays, most of us are planning for a zombie apocalypse. We know it’s coming, we just don’t know when. And without this book, we don’t have a clue how we’re going to survive it.
Give this manual to your friend and she’ll love you forever. It’s crammed with survival techniques in case she gets attacked by the undead during the night, and by the time she’s finished reading it she’ll be the best zombie fighter in town.
As long as your friend isn’t vegan or vegetarian, Bacon Bandages are a really fun gift to get them that will lift their spirits.
Instead of applying their usual boring old plasters to their cuts and scrapes, they can apply a Bacon Bandage instead!
Note: Do not let her walk into a vegan cafe wearing a bacon bandage on her head.
Retirement Countdown Timer
Here is another one of fun gift ideas to cheer up a friend who is feeling low. If your friend is feeling down because of work, why not lift their spirits by buying her a quirky retirement countdown timer?
After all, retirement is something that everyone looks forward to and now she’ll have something that can really build the momentum! You could say to her: “Look! You’ve only got 45 years, 27 days and 23 hours to go!”
It’s ironic, but it’s totally hilarious and it gets you both in the mood for the life of leisure that is waiting around the corner.
Ring For Wine Desk Bell
This Ring For Wine Desk Bell makes the exact same sound as a bell you’ll find at a typical hotel reception desk. But instead of waiting for a clerk to come and help her with her bags, your friend can instead ring and wait for someone (YOU) to come and fetch them their wine.
If your friend isn’t a wine person, there are plenty of other “ring” novelty toys out there.
Do you have other gift ideas to cheer up a friend who is feeling low? Feel free to share them in the comment section below.