15 GLORIOUS AND FUN REASONS TO BE GLAD TO BE BORN A GIRL

15 GLORIOUS AND FUN REASONS TO BE GLAD TO BE BORN A GIRL

Well, sometimes, we tend to forget how happy and lucky we are to be born as ladies. Yes, there are many reasons to rejoice that we’ve been born as girls. Let’s look at some of them now (look at it with your sense of humor):

1) We can become happy simply by having a cup of warm cappuccino or because of buying a new strawberry lip gloss…and a bar of chocolate plus a romantic movie DVD can fix even our toughest day.

2) We don’t have a rick of pinching something while closing a zipper.

3) We don’t need to shave every day.

4) We can exchange dresses, hug and, even, sleep in one bed with our girl friends, without being called that offensive word.

5) Ladies are able to have multiple ‘pleasures’. Yay!

6) We can get rid of stress, simply, by sinking in a warm bath with rose petals, while men, often, need a box of beer.

7) In public restrooms we have separate cabins and, often, cleaner environment.

8) We can talk with mom on the phone for two hours without being called “mommy’s daughter”.

9) If we are ever in a bad mood, we can easily refer to a premenstrual or post menstrual syndrome.

10) Inviting a guy to a date is not included in our list of responsibilities, but if we ever do this, we will be considered as self-sufficient.

11) Our honor will stay spotless, even, if we weren’t able to repair our broken fridge or stick a shelf on the wall.

12) When we want we can easily become 10 centimeters taller, simply, by putting on high heels.

13) We can fully use the power of makeup to boost our self confidence and self-esteem.

14) Only we can fully experience the pleasure of wearing beautiful, lace lingerie.

15) Gentlemen open all doors in front of us and give us flowers, to make us feel special. Isn’t it amazing!

I hope you found it funny. Feel free to share your own glorious and fun reasons to be glad to be born a girl.

Stay beautiful!

5 Comments

  1. Zerudon
    July 27, 2016 at 1:30 pm

    What are there are just stereotypes. Im glad im a man!
    1.We can be happy with a cup of beer and silence.
    2.We dont need to wear bra or risk hitting our breast or backsides at something.
    3.We dont need to smear ourself in make up every day. Just a cut instead of playing coloring book with my face.
    4.Man handle misunderstandings better and have no rancor instead stirring the pot.
    6.We just need to take a big breath and push out or bash the table. Less water and time used!
    7.Less need to open doors and we dont need to sit down risking diseases from strangers.
    8.Call us that we dont care :D.
    9.Then people will call you weak that you cant control your emotions.
    10.Men are ALWAYS considered more self sufficient. Also no more chivalry cuz feminism YEAH.
    11.And our honor will stay spotless when we refuse to do chores all day.
    12.Military boots ftw. Also they protect feet better.
    13.We dont need to use makeup. We can grow a glorious beard to hide our face if its ugly! And it doesnt even need as much work.
    14.Going bare chested at beach umm yeah!
    15.Feminism and its gone POOF!
    16.Easier to move things around house! Yeah!


  2. Olivia Sandeler
    September 11, 2013 at 12:01 am

    Now im so glad im a girl! 😀


  3. Laeticia
    September 10, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    I’m happy to be a woman! 😉


  4. Anonymous
    September 10, 2013 at 7:59 pm

    Thanks for sharing! Great site!


  5. Anonymous
    September 10, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Really appreciate you sharing this blog article.


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