To start with, I must tell that I am blonde, yet I quite like blonde jokes, as long as they aren’t offensive. Well, those are only anecdotes, don’t take them seriously. Laugh is very good for health!

A Blonde, orders pizza in a restaurant.
The waiter asks:
– “You would like me to cut it in 4 or 8 slices?”
The Blonde replies:
– “Of course in 4! How can I eat 8 slices of pizza!”

Two Blondes try to unlock the door of their convertible car parked in the street.
First Blonde:
– “Seems like I can’t open this door!”
Second Blonde:
– “You are better to hurry up, because it starts raining and the top is down!”

A Blonde comes to the public library and says:
– “Give me please one coffee and two hamburgers.”
The librarian astonished, replies :
– “Miss, this is a library!”
– Then, the blonde starts whispering: “Oh, I’m sorry. Give me please one coffee and two hamburgers.”

One Blonde says to another :
– “Today, I made my second ear piercing …”
Another Blonde replies:
– “Wow! So, now, you might hear a lot better?!”

A Blonde and a brunette watch a car racing competition.
The Blonde asks:
– “Why do they hurry up so much?”
The Brunette explains:
– “Because the car that comes first will receive a big prize.”
The Blonde replies:
– “I understand it! But why the rest of them are in such a hurry?”

Two Blondes are waiting for a bus.
First Blonde says to another one:
– “I’m waiting for the bus number 1. Which bus are you waiting for?”
Another Blonde replies:
– “Number 2”
Then, the bus number 12 comes and the two Blondes exclaim: “Oh, great! It happens that we are going to take the same bus!”

A Blonde is stopped by the road control and asked:
– “Why do you have one number plate in front and a different one on the back of your vehicle?”
The Blonde replies:
– “The front one is my cell phone and the one on the back is my home number!”

Why a Blonde wears her sunglasses on top of her head?
Because if she puts them on her eyes, everything becomes so dark and scary!

Why a Blonde stands next to her window when a lightning storm rains down?

– She thinks that she is being photographed.

Why a Blonde keeps ice cubes in her fridge?
– To create the cold temperature inside it.

I hope that I’ve made you smile and you found some of these blonde jokes funny. ;).

What are your favourite blonde jokes? Please, share them in the comment’s section below.

Have a great day and remember to keep the smile on your face at all times! 🙂


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